1 00:00:05,876 --> 00:00:07,628 I'm raising five kids, and I didn't miss last week. 2 00:00:07,670 --> 00:00:10,214 What's your excuse? 3 00:00:10,256 --> 00:00:11,215 Carl! 4 00:00:11,257 --> 00:00:12,842 My son is in jail, 5 00:00:12,883 --> 00:00:14,635 and it is your fault. 6 00:00:14,677 --> 00:00:16,137 I told them it was Carl, 7 00:00:16,179 --> 00:00:18,139 and I told chuckie to tell them it was Carl. 8 00:00:18,181 --> 00:00:19,474 Pack your shit and get out. 9 00:00:19,515 --> 00:00:21,184 I hope they throw the book at Carl. 10 00:00:23,144 --> 00:00:24,687 Mps. They're coming. 11 00:00:24,728 --> 00:00:26,147 They're coming to get me. 12 00:00:26,189 --> 00:00:28,191 We got to get you to a fucking clinic to get some meds. 13 00:00:28,232 --> 00:00:30,109 How long do I need to take these for? 14 00:00:30,151 --> 00:00:31,861 30, 40 years. 15 00:00:31,902 --> 00:00:33,279 And you're interested in critical theory? 16 00:00:33,321 --> 00:00:35,031 - Absolutely. - Come to my office later, 17 00:00:35,072 --> 00:00:37,200 and I'll decide whether or not you can take my class. 18 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:39,202 - Sweetheart? - That's my husband. 19 00:00:39,243 --> 00:00:40,995 - Who's this? - This is lip. 20 00:00:41,037 --> 00:00:43,498 Hungry? How would you like your omelet? 21 00:00:43,539 --> 00:00:46,501 I don't want you as my friend. I want you as my boyfriend. 22 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:48,794 Look at me! I'm nice, funny, smart, 23 00:00:48,836 --> 00:00:52,173 and I'd fuck up anyone that hurts you. 24 00:00:52,215 --> 00:00:53,590 We start up the ice cream truck again. 25 00:00:53,632 --> 00:00:55,009 Except this time without the truck. 26 00:00:55,051 --> 00:00:57,387 - You okay? - Yeah. Just sad. 27 00:00:57,428 --> 00:01:00,848 Can you, uh, be sad and roll joints at the same time? 28 00:01:00,890 --> 00:01:03,851 I hate that I hurt you, and I want to make it right. 29 00:01:03,893 --> 00:01:06,770 I need to get out. Think a little. 30 00:01:06,812 --> 00:01:08,564 - I need a drink. - What's the occasion? 31 00:01:08,605 --> 00:01:11,526 - Cancer. - Every day is an opportunity 32 00:01:11,567 --> 00:01:14,778 - you don't get back. - Best two days of my life. 33 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:16,906 - Thanks to you. - Nicole's moving to Pittsburgh. 34 00:01:16,947 --> 00:01:19,075 - What about will? - He's going with her. 35 00:01:19,116 --> 00:01:21,202 - You don't get a say? - According to the state 36 00:01:21,244 --> 00:01:23,454 - of Illinois. - Your p.O. Say something? 37 00:01:23,496 --> 00:01:26,082 - Travel restrictions. - For Pittsburgh? 38 00:01:26,123 --> 00:01:27,166 - Can't leave. 39 00:01:36,175 --> 00:01:39,594 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 40 00:01:39,636 --> 00:01:42,597 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 41 00:01:42,639 --> 00:01:45,851 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 42 00:01:45,893 --> 00:01:50,440 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 43 00:01:50,481 --> 00:01:53,443 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 44 00:01:53,484 --> 00:01:56,779 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 45 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:59,115 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 46 00:01:59,156 --> 00:02:03,578 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 47 00:02:10,543 --> 00:02:13,670 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 48 00:02:13,712 --> 00:02:17,091 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 49 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:20,511 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 50 00:02:20,553 --> 00:02:24,890 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 51 00:02:24,932 --> 00:02:27,810 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 52 00:02:27,851 --> 00:02:31,481 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 53 00:02:31,522 --> 00:02:33,483 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 54 00:02:33,524 --> 00:02:38,112 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 55 00:02:38,154 --> 00:02:41,198 12 Gauge on my waist 'bout to waste your cousin 56 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,160 fade away in the fog you a memory dog. 57 00:02:48,747 --> 00:02:52,084 It's not working. Sorry, man. 58 00:02:52,126 --> 00:02:54,753 - Fucking meds. - Yeah. 59 00:02:54,795 --> 00:02:57,465 It could also be the toddler staring at us from the corner 60 00:02:57,507 --> 00:03:00,176 or the jacked-up teenage girl down the hall. 61 00:03:00,217 --> 00:03:03,596 Whatever. Try again later, man. 62 00:03:03,638 --> 00:03:05,097 All right, breakfast of champs. 63 00:03:05,139 --> 00:03:07,642 We got your mood stabilizer, anti-psychotic, 64 00:03:07,682 --> 00:03:10,269 anti-depressant. Gatorade. 65 00:03:10,311 --> 00:03:12,062 - Fucking nurse now? - Shut the fuck up. 66 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:14,023 Take the pills, bitch. 67 00:03:25,909 --> 00:03:28,245 Hey, no caffeine. On your meds. 68 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:33,792 Hey. How are you feeling? 69 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,794 - Not feeling. - That's an improvement. 70 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,506 At least you're not swinging baseball bats at my head. 71 00:03:38,548 --> 00:03:40,383 Stinks in here. 72 00:03:40,424 --> 00:03:41,758 Yeah, that's 'cause the milk went bad. 73 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,302 Nobody put it away? 74 00:03:43,344 --> 00:03:45,513 That milk is part of the Gallagher household, 75 00:03:45,555 --> 00:03:46,847 of which I am no longer a member, 76 00:03:46,889 --> 00:03:48,391 and therefore not responsible. 77 00:03:48,432 --> 00:03:50,267 Then why are you still here? 78 00:03:50,309 --> 00:03:53,145 Apartment listings. Calling around today. 79 00:03:53,187 --> 00:03:54,813 What's up with the water faucet? 80 00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:55,981 Guess nobody paid the water bill. 81 00:03:56,023 --> 00:03:57,358 But I took a shower this morning. 82 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,151 Lucky you. They must have just shut it off. 83 00:03:59,193 --> 00:04:00,944 Nobody made breakfast? 84 00:04:00,986 --> 00:04:02,112 What's it look like? 85 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,614 What about groceries? 86 00:04:03,656 --> 00:04:05,241 When is the last time anyone went shopping? 87 00:04:05,282 --> 00:04:07,826 Who melted my spatula? 88 00:04:07,868 --> 00:04:10,037 That's fine. Don't claim responsibility. 89 00:04:10,079 --> 00:04:11,622 For anything. 90 00:04:11,664 --> 00:04:14,458 - That's the Gallagher way. - Fuck. 91 00:04:20,130 --> 00:04:21,549 - I'm not eating that. - Eat it. 92 00:04:21,591 --> 00:04:23,800 Take all those pills on an empty stomach 93 00:04:23,842 --> 00:04:25,802 and you're going to have diarrhea real bad. 94 00:04:33,519 --> 00:04:34,562 I gotta poop. 95 00:04:43,362 --> 00:04:45,656 Oh. So how do you like your crepes? 96 00:04:45,698 --> 00:04:47,116 Savory or sweet? 97 00:04:47,157 --> 00:04:49,619 Uh, no, you know, I'm still pretty stuffed 98 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:51,954 from last night's dinner, so I'm okay. 99 00:04:51,995 --> 00:04:53,872 It's no trouble. I love to cook. 100 00:04:53,914 --> 00:04:56,917 Because I'm good at it. 101 00:04:56,959 --> 00:04:59,878 We generally enjoy doing the things we're skilled at, right? 102 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:05,635 - Uh, right. - So, the new boy, huh? 103 00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:10,180 You do look like a schiele portrait. 104 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:13,809 - Good morning, Dr. Wallace. - Good morning, love. 105 00:05:13,850 --> 00:05:16,186 - Tea? - Please. 106 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:17,896 You're not eating? 107 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:21,191 - No, no, not really hungry. - Theo makes a mean crepe. 108 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:25,070 - Yeah, I gotta go to the library anyway, so... 109 00:05:25,112 --> 00:05:27,531 - This must be strange for you. - A little bit, yeah. 110 00:05:27,573 --> 00:05:29,199 It's, uh, it's a little strange. 111 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:32,077 What can we do to make it more comfortable? 112 00:05:32,119 --> 00:05:35,164 I'm not sure. 113 00:05:35,205 --> 00:05:39,251 - You have questions? - No, uh, no, no, not really. 114 00:05:39,293 --> 00:05:41,754 Boundaries that you feel warrant discussion? 115 00:05:41,796 --> 00:05:45,633 No, uh, nothing I can think of. 116 00:05:45,675 --> 00:05:48,135 Okay, just let us know. 117 00:05:48,177 --> 00:05:50,680 Sure. 118 00:05:50,721 --> 00:05:53,140 And I'll be in my office this afternoon 119 00:05:53,182 --> 00:05:56,352 if you'd like to stop by. 120 00:05:56,393 --> 00:05:57,603 On a Saturday? 121 00:05:57,645 --> 00:06:00,189 You have some catching up to do. 122 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:03,776 Let's start with foucault's discursive regime, 123 00:06:03,818 --> 00:06:05,444 and we'll go from there. 124 00:06:05,486 --> 00:06:06,320 Okay. 125 00:06:08,947 --> 00:06:11,492 Uh, it was nice seeing you again, Dr. Wallace. 126 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:29,968 Oh, ho-ho-ho. 127 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:32,596 - Oh, I taste throw up. - Yeah. 128 00:06:32,638 --> 00:06:35,641 You puked. About 3:00 A.M. 129 00:06:35,683 --> 00:06:37,976 For a gal who's never been drunk or high before, 130 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:39,894 you went at it hard. 131 00:06:39,936 --> 00:06:43,733 Here. Peas for the noggin, aspirin for the muscles, 132 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,025 honey-lemon for the tummy. 133 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:48,863 A little touch or bourbon. Hair of the dog. 134 00:06:48,903 --> 00:06:49,988 Did we have sex? 135 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:52,449 Oh! No. 136 00:06:52,491 --> 00:06:54,827 I slept on the floor. I wanted to make you breakfast. 137 00:06:54,869 --> 00:06:56,203 All I could find was old Chinese food 138 00:06:56,245 --> 00:06:57,580 and three jars of peanut butter. 139 00:06:57,621 --> 00:06:59,248 Yeah. I eat it off a spoon for dinner. 140 00:06:59,289 --> 00:07:00,708 Well, no wonder you got cancer. 141 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:03,210 Come on. Let's go grab a bite. 142 00:07:03,252 --> 00:07:06,380 I know this divey joint that serves military-style 143 00:07:06,422 --> 00:07:07,673 shit-on-a-shingle... 144 00:07:07,715 --> 00:07:12,010 The greatest hangover remedy known to man. 145 00:07:12,052 --> 00:07:14,555 - Cream chipped beef... - Stop. Out. 146 00:07:14,597 --> 00:07:17,933 - Yes. Let's go. - You. Now. 147 00:07:17,974 --> 00:07:20,143 What? Why? 148 00:07:23,939 --> 00:07:28,694 Don't be ashamed. You are downright luminous. 149 00:07:28,736 --> 00:07:31,238 - You need to go. - Oh, come on. 150 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,657 We had a blast. Didn't we? 151 00:07:33,699 --> 00:07:35,992 You're my favorite dying person I've ever met. 152 00:07:36,034 --> 00:07:37,035 Please. 153 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:41,707 Our chemistry is off the charts. 154 00:07:41,749 --> 00:07:43,584 Don't try to deny it. 155 00:07:43,626 --> 00:07:45,461 Okay. Thank you for yesterday. 156 00:07:45,502 --> 00:07:46,962 - Hold on. - Good-bye. 157 00:07:47,003 --> 00:07:49,298 - No, no, come on. We're just getting... 158 00:07:50,883 --> 00:07:53,051 Hey, come on. You know what I'm talking about. 159 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:55,971 Wait, just a... 160 00:07:56,012 --> 00:07:59,391 God damn it. 161 00:08:17,159 --> 00:08:19,202 ♪ Your hands now feel empty ♪ 162 00:08:19,244 --> 00:08:21,413 ♪ as you're staring at the clock ♪ 163 00:08:21,455 --> 00:08:24,082 ♪ missing all the verbs and nouns ♪ 164 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:26,710 ♪ while holding your own Glock ♪ 165 00:08:26,752 --> 00:08:28,963 ♪ missing all the wisdom ♪ 166 00:08:29,004 --> 00:08:31,173 ♪ missing all the lies ♪ 167 00:08:31,214 --> 00:08:33,717 ♪ confused on everywhere to stand ♪ 168 00:08:33,759 --> 00:08:36,136 ♪ your breath becomes a sigh ♪ 169 00:08:36,178 --> 00:08:38,347 ♪ it's days like this that rain ♪ 170 00:08:38,388 --> 00:08:40,307 ♪ upon the old lake dock ♪ 171 00:08:42,017 --> 00:08:43,894 ♪ wash away the memories buried deep down in fog ♪ 172 00:08:43,936 --> 00:08:45,437 Hey. I was just thinking about you. 173 00:08:45,479 --> 00:08:49,525 Fun sexy stuff or mean hurty stuff? 174 00:08:49,566 --> 00:08:52,736 Uh, neither. 175 00:08:52,778 --> 00:08:55,489 - Where are you? - I'm at your place. 176 00:08:55,531 --> 00:08:57,867 Watering your plants. 177 00:08:57,908 --> 00:09:00,452 Not smelling your shirt. 178 00:09:00,494 --> 00:09:03,914 - Which one? - Pere ubu? 179 00:09:03,956 --> 00:09:06,082 Wha...say it again? 180 00:09:06,124 --> 00:09:09,712 Fuck off. 181 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:12,297 It's nice to hear your voice. 182 00:09:12,339 --> 00:09:13,340 Yeah, you too. 183 00:09:16,134 --> 00:09:17,427 How are you doing? 184 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:21,473 In general or, like, about us? 185 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:23,099 Us. 186 00:09:23,141 --> 00:09:24,476 Confused. 187 00:09:24,518 --> 00:09:26,144 A little. You? 188 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:28,689 Same. 189 00:09:28,731 --> 00:09:29,982 Where are you? 190 00:09:30,024 --> 00:09:33,610 A rest stop somewhere in ass-butt usa. 191 00:09:33,652 --> 00:09:34,945 Nice. 192 00:09:34,987 --> 00:09:37,573 I got a gig at a little college tonight. 193 00:09:37,614 --> 00:09:39,533 - Should be fun. - Cool. 194 00:09:39,575 --> 00:09:41,159 Oh, shit. 195 00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:43,704 Hey, the Van's taking off. So you want to talk later? 196 00:09:43,746 --> 00:09:45,330 We could Skype if you want. 197 00:09:45,372 --> 00:09:47,917 Yeah, I get in the dorms like 4:30 or 5:00, try you then? 198 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:50,920 Okay. I'll wear something nice. 199 00:09:50,961 --> 00:09:53,296 Nice like... Hot nice? 200 00:09:53,338 --> 00:09:58,176 Sure. You want to have Skype sex? 201 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:00,721 Yeah, I guess. 202 00:10:00,763 --> 00:10:02,138 Could be fun. 203 00:10:02,180 --> 00:10:04,140 Could be hot. 204 00:10:04,182 --> 00:10:05,350 All right, look, I gotta run. 205 00:10:05,392 --> 00:10:06,602 All right? We'll talk later. 206 00:10:06,643 --> 00:10:09,021 Bye. 207 00:10:13,025 --> 00:10:14,902 You're so damn adorable. 208 00:10:14,944 --> 00:10:16,904 So are you. The adorable-est. 209 00:10:16,946 --> 00:10:18,822 And you're an adora-babe. 210 00:10:21,742 --> 00:10:23,159 I made you this. 211 00:10:23,201 --> 00:10:24,912 It's from the parking lot of the supermarket 212 00:10:24,954 --> 00:10:26,663 where you saved me from getting my butt kicked. 213 00:10:26,705 --> 00:10:28,832 I used nail Polish instead of paint. 214 00:10:40,636 --> 00:10:42,387 - I want you. - You have me. 215 00:10:42,429 --> 00:10:43,847 - No, I want to have sex with you. 216 00:10:43,889 --> 00:10:46,349 Oh. 217 00:10:46,391 --> 00:10:47,684 - Really? - Yeah. 218 00:10:47,726 --> 00:10:49,895 Wow. That's awesome. 219 00:10:49,937 --> 00:10:51,605 - Are you sure? - Totally. 220 00:10:51,647 --> 00:10:53,023 Because the last time I did it, 221 00:10:53,065 --> 00:10:55,191 things got confusing. 222 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:57,235 I'm not confused. Are you? 223 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:59,529 No. I'm happy. 224 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,364 - When? - Tonight. 225 00:11:01,406 --> 00:11:02,658 Okay. Where? 226 00:11:02,699 --> 00:11:05,201 Wherever you want. Except my house. 227 00:11:05,243 --> 00:11:07,079 My parents don't let me have girls in my room. 228 00:11:07,121 --> 00:11:09,123 We can do it at my house. Nobody cares what I do. 229 00:11:09,164 --> 00:11:11,000 - What time? - After dinner. 230 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:13,251 Come eat with us. We're doing barbecue. 231 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:14,544 - Okay. - Cool. 232 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,047 Cool. 233 00:11:22,636 --> 00:11:24,304 Can you turn that crappy music down 234 00:11:24,346 --> 00:11:26,140 and tell those fucking babies to shut up? 235 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,933 Hey, watch your mouth, college boy. 236 00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:29,768 I got babies here. 237 00:11:29,810 --> 00:11:31,269 Just one little bite. Come on. 238 00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:34,940 Just one little bite. Hello? 239 00:11:34,982 --> 00:11:36,942 One of my breast pumpers' boobies dried up, 240 00:11:36,984 --> 00:11:39,653 so we'll be tight on funds until I find a replacement. 241 00:11:39,695 --> 00:11:41,697 Okay, well, you know what? I hooked up with some 242 00:11:41,738 --> 00:11:44,783 cheap-ass herb the other day, so I'll try to move it quick. 243 00:11:44,825 --> 00:11:46,743 Oh, and Gemma, I don't know, 244 00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:48,620 but she had a little sniffle earlier. 245 00:11:48,662 --> 00:11:49,913 I think she's sick. 246 00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:52,166 Can you, uh, use the nasal aspirator on her 247 00:11:52,206 --> 00:11:53,291 before she goes to bed tonight? 248 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,584 Will do. 249 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,628 Dude, I gotta study! 250 00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:58,338 Oh, it sounds like you have your hands full. 251 00:11:58,380 --> 00:11:59,631 Yeah, kinda. I gotta go. 252 00:11:59,673 --> 00:12:00,966 - Okay. - All right, talk soon. 253 00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:07,514 Come on, bro. I was up all night, man. 254 00:12:07,556 --> 00:12:09,307 They slept horribly too, you know? 255 00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:11,393 The guy next door screams like a Polish grandma when he comes. 256 00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:12,895 Why'd you bring 'em here? 257 00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:14,521 Where else am I supposed to being 'em? 258 00:12:14,563 --> 00:12:16,481 I live here, bro. It's only one night a week. 259 00:12:16,523 --> 00:12:18,483 - Are you even a student? - Not exactly. 260 00:12:18,525 --> 00:12:20,861 I'm more like a refugee who sells weed. 261 00:12:20,903 --> 00:12:23,072 Drug dealers don't get to live on campus. 262 00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:24,781 Oh, yeah? Where does it say that? 263 00:12:26,075 --> 00:12:28,451 Hey, Charlie brown, go fuck yourself. 264 00:12:28,493 --> 00:12:30,286 Linus is the one with the blanket. 265 00:12:30,328 --> 00:12:31,997 Well, they both can suck dicks. 266 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,085 They're talking about turning your ass in. 267 00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:37,627 Oh, are they now? 268 00:12:39,838 --> 00:12:41,631 Okay. 269 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:44,300 Okay, I'll just pack my shit and go. 270 00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:45,719 Yeah. But wait a minute. 271 00:12:45,761 --> 00:12:48,680 What am I supposed to do with all these dime bags 272 00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:50,182 that I was gonna sell for half price 273 00:12:50,224 --> 00:12:52,059 for the next ten minutes? 274 00:12:52,101 --> 00:12:54,061 Cheap weed! 275 00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:55,229 Cheap weed, down here! 276 00:12:55,269 --> 00:12:56,479 Whoo! 277 00:12:56,521 --> 00:12:57,731 Five bucks for a dime bag? 278 00:12:57,773 --> 00:12:58,899 - I want some. - Thin walls. 279 00:13:01,651 --> 00:13:02,569 Here you go. 280 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,699 No, no, no. No weapons in juvie. 281 00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:09,659 Pop rocks and fire ants. 282 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,079 Figure Carl could use them for self defense. 283 00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:15,999 - Is that a thing? - Who knows? 284 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,417 I want to go to planned parenthood today. 285 00:13:17,459 --> 00:13:19,628 I need you to come with. 286 00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:21,546 For the pill? 287 00:13:21,588 --> 00:13:23,132 Well, I thought that messed with your training. 288 00:13:23,173 --> 00:13:25,634 It's whatever. 289 00:13:25,675 --> 00:13:27,343 Are you and Derek having sex? 290 00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:29,138 Not yet. 291 00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:30,931 Well, why rush? I mean, it's been what, 292 00:13:30,973 --> 00:13:32,682 - a few weeks. - I want to. 293 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,684 It's my body, it's my decision. 294 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,394 Debs. 295 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,147 I've been dating him longer than you even knew Gus 296 00:13:38,188 --> 00:13:40,107 before you got married. 297 00:13:46,155 --> 00:13:48,240 - I'll make an appointment. - Thanks. 298 00:13:48,282 --> 00:13:50,200 Oh, fyi, water got shut off. 299 00:13:50,242 --> 00:13:52,368 You should probably pay the bill. 300 00:14:57,184 --> 00:14:58,810 Fuck! 301 00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:01,230 You okay, man? 302 00:15:01,271 --> 00:15:02,480 Yeah, yeah. 303 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:03,565 Damn. 304 00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:04,566 Take this. 305 00:15:04,607 --> 00:15:06,526 How'd that happen? 306 00:15:10,989 --> 00:15:12,908 Yo, you need me to get you the first aid kit? 307 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:19,122 Why are women such capricious devils? 308 00:15:19,164 --> 00:15:21,708 Is it simple biology? 309 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:25,921 They get emotional whiplash from all the hairpin hormonal turns? 310 00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:28,423 - Harder, baby, yeah. - Okay, okay, okay, yeah. 311 00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:31,634 Or are they just trying so hard to "lean in" 312 00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:33,511 and "have it all" 313 00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:35,513 they lose sight of their own humanity? 314 00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,640 - Right there. - Okay. 315 00:15:37,682 --> 00:15:41,686 Yeah. Yeah. Or, fuck. 316 00:15:41,728 --> 00:15:44,773 What if evolutionarily they're programmed 317 00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:48,651 to hold onto the past in order to educate their offspring 318 00:15:48,693 --> 00:15:50,279 about the perils of going out... 319 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,446 Jesus! 320 00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:53,073 Don't. Wait, wait. You stopping? 321 00:15:53,115 --> 00:15:54,866 Yes, captain perceptive. 322 00:15:54,908 --> 00:15:56,451 I bought you a boilermaker. 323 00:15:56,492 --> 00:15:58,536 You'd have to buy me ten to suffer through that. 324 00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:00,872 You gotta help me to get this woman out of my system. 325 00:16:00,914 --> 00:16:02,999 Go stick your dick in an ice cream cake 326 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:04,793 and nurture your inner child. 327 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,795 I'm not your fucking therapist. 328 00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:18,807 Trust a woman to do a man's job. 329 00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:22,311 Water got shut off. 330 00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:24,562 We gotta use your bathroom. I paid the fucking bill 331 00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:27,565 but it takes two days for them to turn it back on. 332 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:28,942 You look pretty. 333 00:16:28,984 --> 00:16:31,194 Having Skype sex with Gus later. 334 00:16:31,236 --> 00:16:32,946 This distance thing is bullshit. 335 00:16:32,988 --> 00:16:34,739 You're telling me. This is the longest I've gone 336 00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:36,283 without seeing kev since I met him. 337 00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:37,742 About to burst into flames. 338 00:16:37,784 --> 00:16:39,411 You guys talk about anything yet? 339 00:16:39,453 --> 00:16:40,536 Sure. 340 00:16:40,578 --> 00:16:41,663 "How was Gemma's tummy time?" 341 00:16:41,704 --> 00:16:43,165 "When did Amy's hiccups stop?" 342 00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:46,251 You stuff, I mean. Like, what you both want. 343 00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:48,044 From each other. 344 00:16:48,086 --> 00:16:49,754 I want the old kev back. 345 00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:51,840 The one who looked at me like the world stopped spinning. 346 00:16:51,881 --> 00:16:54,301 He's there. He's just preoccupied. 347 00:16:54,343 --> 00:16:57,179 Okay, ladies, listen up. 348 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,848 - I need help. - That's my cue. 349 00:16:59,889 --> 00:17:02,100 Let's go. Poop time! 350 00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:05,479 This woman is just tearing me up. 351 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,688 I just can't shake her. 352 00:17:06,729 --> 00:17:08,106 Why are you a country song? 353 00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:09,858 I treated her with respect 354 00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:12,277 and she shat me out like yesterday's cheese steak. 355 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,154 The only thing you ever treated with respect 356 00:17:14,196 --> 00:17:16,323 had a label and the word "proof" on it. 357 00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:17,824 Wait. 358 00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:19,617 This that doctor from the other day? 359 00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:22,120 Maybe. 360 00:17:22,162 --> 00:17:23,455 What's the scam? 361 00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:25,499 What kind of a man do you think I am? 362 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,209 There's always a scam, frank. 363 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,835 All right, yes. I'm very good 364 00:17:28,877 --> 00:17:30,086 at sticking it to the man, 365 00:17:30,128 --> 00:17:32,881 but this woman... 366 00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:35,091 I don't want to stick anything to her. 367 00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,260 Except myself, but she won't let me. 368 00:17:37,302 --> 00:17:39,179 Why would anybody want to be with you? 369 00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:40,889 Well, why wouldn't they? 370 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:43,517 Chlamydia and herpes for starts. 371 00:17:43,558 --> 00:17:47,396 Poor hygiene, alcoholism, lack of a moral compass. 372 00:17:47,437 --> 00:17:51,066 Fine. But my good qualities vastly outweigh my bad ones. 373 00:17:51,107 --> 00:17:52,775 Name one. 374 00:17:52,817 --> 00:17:56,946 How about, uh, a lust for adventure, a bottomless libido? 375 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,823 - Jesus. - I show up with drugs, 376 00:17:58,865 --> 00:18:00,742 companionship, pro-bono sex. 377 00:18:00,783 --> 00:18:03,745 What more could a dying woman want? 378 00:18:03,786 --> 00:18:06,915 This is for real? 379 00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:08,542 How the hell should I know? 380 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,960 Make it like the world stops spinning when you look at her. 381 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,670 I tried that. It didn't work. 382 00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,630 What else you got? 383 00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:20,636 Well, thanks, people. 384 00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:26,935 Hmm. 385 00:18:26,976 --> 00:18:29,896 You were a big fucking help. 386 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,452 Hey. Hey. 387 00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,745 What the hell's going on out there? 388 00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:47,830 Yeah, I don't know. Saturday, I guess. 389 00:18:47,872 --> 00:18:50,375 Look at you all studious in here. 390 00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:51,918 - Get your tuition sorted? - Yeah. 391 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,671 I'm on all rosters and fully matriculated. 392 00:18:55,713 --> 00:18:57,299 How'd you pull that off? 393 00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,218 Deus ex machina, as they say. 394 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,553 Hmm. 395 00:19:01,595 --> 00:19:03,721 And how's the lovely Ms. Muff bulldagger. 396 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:05,765 - Fiery and full of lust. - Yeah? 397 00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:07,850 Like a coked-up amish teenager. 398 00:19:07,892 --> 00:19:10,979 - Oh, that sounds exhausting. - Oh, you have no idea. 399 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:14,149 I'm thinking of going strictly dickly for a while. 400 00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,900 You free later? 401 00:19:15,942 --> 00:19:20,655 No, actually, uh, I got this thing. 402 00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:23,366 Um, a school thing or a sex thing? 403 00:19:23,408 --> 00:19:26,702 Um, uh, both. 404 00:19:26,744 --> 00:19:29,247 Meaning? 405 00:19:29,289 --> 00:19:32,125 I-I kinda got this situation with on of my professors. 406 00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,709 Uh-oh. Which class? 407 00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,504 It's crit theory. 408 00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:37,422 - Professor Wallace. - Yeah, yeah. 409 00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:40,342 Her and her hubby, they have this, uh, agreement, you know? 410 00:19:40,383 --> 00:19:43,178 - They're...they're evolved. - Wait, her husband? 411 00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:45,721 Yeah, yeah. It's actually...It's kinda great. 412 00:19:45,763 --> 00:19:47,390 So you're having a relationship 413 00:19:47,432 --> 00:19:49,601 - with a married woman? - No, no, no, no. 414 00:19:49,643 --> 00:19:52,687 It's...it's not a relationship. 415 00:19:52,728 --> 00:19:55,357 We just...We hang out. 416 00:19:55,398 --> 00:19:57,817 Uh, she shows me art and stuff. 417 00:19:57,859 --> 00:19:59,694 Hmm, are you falling for her? 418 00:19:59,735 --> 00:20:04,115 No. No, I'm just having fun. 419 00:20:04,157 --> 00:20:05,783 Well, then ditch her 420 00:20:05,825 --> 00:20:10,705 and come play naked go fish with me. 421 00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:14,000 I would, um, 422 00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:18,547 just I got all this... All this shit to do. 423 00:20:18,588 --> 00:20:20,756 No prob. 424 00:20:20,798 --> 00:20:23,218 I'll see you around. 425 00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:24,177 Okay. 426 00:20:25,803 --> 00:20:28,764 Oh, ps I need my car back at some point. 427 00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:48,368 Oh, god. 428 00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:49,703 I'm trippin' out, man. 429 00:20:49,744 --> 00:20:51,371 Hey, are you okay, man? 430 00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:55,124 I love god... And icebergs. 431 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,626 What...what the fuck's wrong with him? 432 00:20:56,668 --> 00:20:58,628 It's that trip-weed your friend sold us. 433 00:20:58,670 --> 00:20:59,921 It wasn't normal shit. 434 00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:01,715 It was synthetic marijuana, dildo. 435 00:21:01,756 --> 00:21:05,218 Laced with all sort of crap. It makes you lose your mind. 436 00:21:09,889 --> 00:21:11,641 Oh, god. 437 00:21:11,683 --> 00:21:13,184 What happened to your hand? 438 00:21:13,226 --> 00:21:15,645 - Uh, burned myself. - Hold on. 439 00:21:19,023 --> 00:21:21,651 - That's our lamp. - It's ugly and no one uses it. 440 00:21:23,695 --> 00:21:25,905 Come here. 441 00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:30,744 Come on. I'm not gonna bite. 442 00:21:34,872 --> 00:21:36,583 Did you run it under cool water? 443 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,334 No. 444 00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:40,795 Well, then you are shit out of luck in this house. 445 00:21:40,836 --> 00:21:42,547 No water. 446 00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:44,466 Ooh. 447 00:21:44,507 --> 00:21:46,551 Gonna have a nice, fat scar. 448 00:21:46,593 --> 00:21:49,095 It'll match the one I got in the army. 449 00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:50,639 How'd you get that one? 450 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,141 I tried to hotwire a helicopter. 451 00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:54,643 Burned myself on the starter. 452 00:21:54,684 --> 00:21:57,145 You can hotwire a helicopter? 453 00:21:57,186 --> 00:21:59,147 Not very good, apparently. 454 00:21:59,188 --> 00:22:01,357 Got caught trying to steal government property 455 00:22:01,399 --> 00:22:04,694 and that's why the mps are after me. 456 00:22:04,736 --> 00:22:07,697 Well, that and going awol. 457 00:22:07,739 --> 00:22:10,116 And enlisting under a false identity. 458 00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:11,701 And maybe other stuff. 459 00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:13,453 Wow. Pretty hardcore. 460 00:22:13,495 --> 00:22:17,666 No, just mentally ill. 461 00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:20,335 God, this place brings back memories. 462 00:22:20,376 --> 00:22:21,961 You've been here before? 463 00:22:22,003 --> 00:22:24,964 Monica brought me here when I needed to go on the pill. 464 00:22:25,006 --> 00:22:27,676 She was completely strung out on e. 465 00:22:27,717 --> 00:22:29,636 She offered to give my doctor a blowjob. 466 00:22:29,678 --> 00:22:32,388 - A female doctor. - How is that possible? 467 00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:35,558 Well, obviously she didn't get very far. 468 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,187 Doctor was pretty butch. Honest mistake. 469 00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:42,440 Everything looks good. 470 00:22:42,482 --> 00:22:44,776 I'm gonna set you up on some starter pills. 471 00:22:44,818 --> 00:22:46,736 Great. Thanks. 472 00:22:46,778 --> 00:22:49,905 Now hold up a second 'cause this is no joke. 473 00:22:49,947 --> 00:22:52,325 These don't begin to work for 48 hours. 474 00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:55,244 So if you plan to have intercourse before then, 475 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,539 you must use alternate protection. 476 00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:58,832 Okay. 477 00:22:58,872 --> 00:23:00,916 I'll get those pills. 478 00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:05,879 Really? 479 00:23:05,921 --> 00:23:07,632 They're free. 480 00:23:14,389 --> 00:23:16,182 Yo. 481 00:23:16,224 --> 00:23:17,475 - Jesus. - Fucking amazing. 482 00:23:17,517 --> 00:23:19,352 What the fuck is wrong with these kids? 483 00:23:19,394 --> 00:23:20,603 The fucking weed you sold them. 484 00:23:20,645 --> 00:23:21,604 Some shit called spice. 485 00:23:21,646 --> 00:23:23,606 That was spice? 486 00:23:23,648 --> 00:23:25,107 Oh, no wonder I got a discount. 487 00:23:25,149 --> 00:23:26,568 This shit can last for hours, all right? 488 00:23:26,609 --> 00:23:27,819 We need to keep everybody in the room, 489 00:23:27,861 --> 00:23:29,320 lock the door, just wait it out. 490 00:23:29,362 --> 00:23:31,072 Can you go sweep the hall, check for any stragglers? 491 00:23:31,113 --> 00:23:32,281 Yeah, I got it. 492 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:33,575 All right, find any unopened bags, toss them. 493 00:23:33,616 --> 00:23:35,493 If you have any left, get rid of it, all right? 494 00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:36,745 Yeah. Aye-aye, captain. 495 00:23:45,378 --> 00:23:48,631 That's gotta be a metaphor for something. 496 00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:52,468 This was the only straggler. 497 00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:53,969 I think he's trying to find a portal. 498 00:23:54,011 --> 00:23:56,138 All right, just close the door and lock it, yeah? 499 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:59,225 I am made of fire. 500 00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:01,143 Look, if we call 911, we could go to jail. 501 00:24:01,185 --> 00:24:02,520 I mean, we could both go to jail. 502 00:24:02,562 --> 00:24:03,937 Why? We didn't force them to do anything. 503 00:24:03,979 --> 00:24:05,398 A tiny floating sun. 504 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,733 They're grown-ups who made grown-up decisions. 505 00:24:06,775 --> 00:24:08,192 No, most of these kids are minors. 506 00:24:08,234 --> 00:24:10,653 Swirling ball of hot gases. 507 00:24:10,695 --> 00:24:12,071 I can fly! 508 00:24:12,113 --> 00:24:13,656 Hey! 509 00:24:13,698 --> 00:24:15,533 What the fuck? 510 00:24:15,575 --> 00:24:18,578 Oh, shit! 511 00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:20,329 I think I broke my rhinoceros! 512 00:24:22,039 --> 00:24:24,166 God damn it! 513 00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:27,629 The one day all year I gotta shower, the water's off. 514 00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:28,962 Give me your deodorant. 515 00:24:29,004 --> 00:24:31,800 - Ran out. - Well, of course you did. 516 00:24:31,841 --> 00:24:37,054 Why would anyone in this house make things easy on me? 517 00:24:37,096 --> 00:24:39,223 It's no substitute for cleanliness, 518 00:24:39,265 --> 00:24:40,683 but this will have to do. 519 00:24:40,725 --> 00:24:44,395 I may have to scrub my junk at the citgo. 520 00:24:44,437 --> 00:24:47,231 Wish me luck. 521 00:24:47,273 --> 00:24:48,566 Good luck scrubbing your junk. 522 00:24:50,735 --> 00:24:52,862 Not with my junk. L'amour. 523 00:24:55,573 --> 00:24:57,450 You're a dumbass, you know that? 524 00:25:11,547 --> 00:25:13,800 Hey. I didn't know which bs to get, 525 00:25:13,842 --> 00:25:15,217 so I just got all the fucking bs. 526 00:25:15,259 --> 00:25:18,847 I got b-complex, super b-complex, b-12, b-6. 527 00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:20,139 Whoa. 528 00:25:20,181 --> 00:25:21,808 The hell happened to your hand? 529 00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:25,311 Hey. What are you doing? 530 00:25:25,353 --> 00:25:26,813 We're going out. 531 00:25:26,855 --> 00:25:28,021 Did a doctor take care of that? 532 00:25:28,063 --> 00:25:29,691 Come on, Mickey. 533 00:25:29,732 --> 00:25:31,567 You can't go anywhere unless you get that looked at, man. 534 00:25:31,609 --> 00:25:34,278 - Come on. - Okay, listen. 535 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,867 Either you can stay here and jerk off into your vitamins 536 00:25:38,908 --> 00:25:42,829 or you can come with me. 537 00:25:42,871 --> 00:25:44,956 It's your call. 538 00:25:55,842 --> 00:25:56,801 Yes? 539 00:25:56,843 --> 00:25:59,136 Frank Gallagher. 540 00:25:59,178 --> 00:26:01,848 Jesus. 541 00:26:06,101 --> 00:26:11,106 Hey. Hey! 542 00:26:11,148 --> 00:26:13,568 You must be the homeless guy. 543 00:26:13,609 --> 00:26:15,570 I have a home. Intermittently. 544 00:26:15,611 --> 00:26:16,571 Who the hell are you? 545 00:26:16,612 --> 00:26:18,113 Bianca's sister. 546 00:26:18,155 --> 00:26:19,657 Party's over, asshole. 547 00:26:19,699 --> 00:26:22,284 Go crawl back to your mattress beneath the overpass 548 00:26:22,326 --> 00:26:23,703 and leave the sick girl alone. 549 00:26:23,745 --> 00:26:25,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You have no idea 550 00:26:25,872 --> 00:26:28,165 who you're dealing with, lady. 551 00:26:28,207 --> 00:26:32,545 I am indefatigable. I take "yes" for an answer. 552 00:26:32,587 --> 00:26:35,088 I am tough as a buzzard. 553 00:26:37,299 --> 00:26:42,013 Just you watch me! 554 00:27:05,494 --> 00:27:07,538 Motherfuck! 555 00:27:10,416 --> 00:27:13,419 Open your fucking window! 556 00:27:13,461 --> 00:27:14,712 Open the window! 557 00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:23,262 I can't offer you much, 558 00:27:23,304 --> 00:27:27,349 but what I can do is... Is be your chauffeur 559 00:27:27,391 --> 00:27:29,268 on the limousine ride to the pearly gates. 560 00:27:29,310 --> 00:27:31,062 My what? 561 00:27:31,104 --> 00:27:33,188 I know how it feels to live like you're gonna die tomorrow. 562 00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:35,274 I've been there. 563 00:27:35,316 --> 00:27:37,485 I make each day feel like a wild ride 564 00:27:37,526 --> 00:27:39,904 through the heart of the rapids at midnight. 565 00:27:39,946 --> 00:27:43,825 If you want to squeeze every last drop of gratification 566 00:27:43,866 --> 00:27:45,326 out of this world before you croak, 567 00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:46,911 I'm your man. 568 00:27:46,953 --> 00:27:49,831 - Frank, i'm... - Stick with me, woman, 569 00:27:49,872 --> 00:27:52,458 and you will not go gentle into that good night. 570 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:55,753 Bianca? 571 00:27:55,795 --> 00:27:57,755 Come on. 572 00:27:57,797 --> 00:27:59,882 Oh, great. 573 00:27:59,924 --> 00:28:01,634 Cock-blocking Laura bush. 574 00:28:01,676 --> 00:28:04,345 Fine! 575 00:28:06,889 --> 00:28:08,933 You see this bottle of vodka? 576 00:28:08,975 --> 00:28:11,019 I'm gonna sit over there 577 00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:14,271 and I'm gonna sip it. 578 00:28:14,313 --> 00:28:16,565 If you don't join me by the time I'm done, 579 00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:20,444 consider my offer revoked. 580 00:28:23,865 --> 00:28:25,198 Hi. 581 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,951 - What time is it? - Just after 5:00. 582 00:28:26,993 --> 00:28:28,494 Okay, listen. I know that you're not 583 00:28:28,536 --> 00:28:30,538 - being intentionally rude... - Well, this is an emergency. 584 00:28:30,579 --> 00:28:31,580 Can you get your husband, please? 585 00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:32,414 What's the matter? 586 00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,967 Hey, hey. 587 00:28:43,009 --> 00:28:44,844 Come on. 588 00:28:44,886 --> 00:28:46,345 Easy. 589 00:28:49,348 --> 00:28:50,850 Jesus. What happened? 590 00:29:05,531 --> 00:29:07,783 Hey, it's me. 591 00:29:07,825 --> 00:29:09,660 The house is quiet. 592 00:29:09,702 --> 00:29:11,537 Computer's on. 593 00:29:11,579 --> 00:29:13,873 I'm wearing my Lacy green thong. 594 00:29:13,915 --> 00:29:16,625 Hit me back. 595 00:29:29,346 --> 00:29:31,348 Hey, don't you have anything better to do with your time? 596 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:33,893 I'm supposed to be having hot Skype sex 597 00:29:33,935 --> 00:29:36,062 with my husband, but he's M.I.A. 598 00:29:36,104 --> 00:29:38,272 Tragic. What else? 599 00:29:38,313 --> 00:29:39,690 I cleaned the house, 600 00:29:39,732 --> 00:29:42,693 which was in shambles because that bitch 601 00:29:42,735 --> 00:29:44,112 that claims to be my older sister 602 00:29:44,153 --> 00:29:46,197 has been boycotting her domestic duties. 603 00:29:46,239 --> 00:29:49,867 Oh, and I had to take Debbie to get fucking birth control today. 604 00:29:49,909 --> 00:29:52,203 Holy shit. I'm glad I have a son. 605 00:29:52,245 --> 00:29:53,913 How's he doing? 606 00:29:53,955 --> 00:29:56,082 His mom called. Um, wanted to pick him up early. 607 00:29:56,124 --> 00:29:57,458 Found an earlier flight. 608 00:29:57,499 --> 00:29:58,960 He's just packing up some of the crap 609 00:29:59,001 --> 00:30:00,294 I keep around here for him, you know? 610 00:30:00,335 --> 00:30:01,629 Toys and stuff. 611 00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:03,172 Oh, no. When is she coming? 612 00:30:03,214 --> 00:30:04,757 In like 15 minutes. 613 00:30:04,799 --> 00:30:07,218 I had to step outside just to keep... 614 00:30:07,260 --> 00:30:08,970 Just to keep my shit together. 615 00:30:09,011 --> 00:30:12,265 Do you want me to come over? 616 00:30:12,306 --> 00:30:13,474 No, I'm good. 617 00:30:13,515 --> 00:30:15,184 - You don't sound it. - Yeah. 618 00:30:15,226 --> 00:30:17,145 Well, I don't have a choice. 619 00:30:17,186 --> 00:30:19,855 Hey, you know what, I gotta go. 620 00:30:26,862 --> 00:30:28,489 - Where is he? - Who? 621 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,158 Your husband, the doctor. 622 00:30:30,199 --> 00:30:31,325 That's why you brought this boy here? 623 00:30:31,366 --> 00:30:32,868 Yeah, yeah. I thought he could help. 624 00:30:32,910 --> 00:30:34,787 He's a doctor of theology, not medicine. 625 00:30:34,829 --> 00:30:35,955 Fuck! 626 00:30:35,997 --> 00:30:37,165 Well, what were you doing in there? 627 00:30:37,206 --> 00:30:38,874 I called 911. 628 00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:40,375 Hang tight, honey, okay? They're sending an ambulance. 629 00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:42,586 Come here, come here, come here, come here. 630 00:30:42,628 --> 00:30:45,464 - Why did you do that? - What did you expect me to do? 631 00:30:45,506 --> 00:30:47,258 He's on drugs, okay? 632 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,634 He could get kicked out of school, 633 00:30:48,676 --> 00:30:50,178 and my friend who sold him the drugs, 634 00:30:50,219 --> 00:30:51,345 he's staying illegally in the dorms. 635 00:30:51,386 --> 00:30:52,930 He could go to jail, all right? 636 00:30:52,972 --> 00:30:55,183 - He's got three kids. - This boy is suffering. 637 00:30:55,224 --> 00:30:57,226 He needs help, regardless of the consequences. No, no, no 638 00:30:57,268 --> 00:30:58,311 I gotta cover their asses. 639 00:30:58,352 --> 00:31:01,230 Why? 640 00:31:01,272 --> 00:31:04,192 - South side rules. - You know what? 641 00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:06,360 Drop the whole "noble thug" shtick. 642 00:31:06,401 --> 00:31:08,445 You're covering your own ass and you know it. 643 00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:10,656 You...you have a choice right now. 644 00:31:10,698 --> 00:31:13,617 To recognize that you are a promising young college student, 645 00:31:13,659 --> 00:31:15,911 not some ghetto outlaw. 646 00:31:15,953 --> 00:31:17,746 You stop behaving like the world is out to get you 647 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:20,666 when it is so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. 648 00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:22,668 Or you keep doing what you're doing 649 00:31:22,710 --> 00:31:24,128 and you end up in a cell somewhere angry 650 00:31:24,170 --> 00:31:26,964 and out of options. 651 00:31:27,006 --> 00:31:28,799 No one at the K-Mart knows about my baloney. 652 00:31:28,841 --> 00:31:30,968 You know what? Go back to your dorm. 653 00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:32,469 If the paramedics ask any questions, 654 00:31:32,511 --> 00:31:34,222 I'll say I walked out and he was just here. 655 00:31:34,263 --> 00:31:35,597 Just help me move him. 656 00:31:35,639 --> 00:31:37,975 - Are you sure? - Come on. 657 00:31:38,017 --> 00:31:39,560 Okay, you have any neck or back pain? 658 00:31:39,601 --> 00:31:41,436 - Come on, Joaquin. - All right, give me your hand. 659 00:31:41,478 --> 00:31:42,646 - Come on. - Okay, come on. 660 00:31:42,688 --> 00:31:43,981 ♪ One two three four ♪ 661 00:31:44,023 --> 00:31:45,482 ♪ take me to your leader ♪ 662 00:31:49,195 --> 00:31:50,696 ♪ five six seven eight ♪ 663 00:31:50,738 --> 00:31:53,782 ♪ who the fuck's running state? ♪ 664 00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,617 They're gonna feel weird at first. 665 00:31:55,659 --> 00:31:57,536 You're not gonna be able to tie your shoes, 666 00:31:57,578 --> 00:32:00,039 put on jewelry, type on the computer, 667 00:32:00,081 --> 00:32:01,374 but you'll get used to it. 668 00:32:01,415 --> 00:32:03,709 Coins are the worst. 669 00:32:03,751 --> 00:32:08,130 Try it. 670 00:32:08,172 --> 00:32:11,008 Damn, Derek, your girl is quick. 671 00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,593 She's a straight-a student too. 672 00:32:12,634 --> 00:32:13,969 Is that right? 673 00:32:14,011 --> 00:32:16,389 - I like school. - Me too. 674 00:32:16,430 --> 00:32:18,099 Well, I used to anyways. 675 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:21,060 I had to drop out 'cause of miles. 676 00:32:21,102 --> 00:32:23,354 Ever wish you could go back? 677 00:32:23,396 --> 00:32:25,022 Nah. 678 00:32:25,064 --> 00:32:27,400 That little munchkin is the light of my life. 679 00:32:27,441 --> 00:32:30,027 And this family. When Jake went into the army, 680 00:32:30,069 --> 00:32:31,946 they took me in and loved me like their own. 681 00:32:31,987 --> 00:32:33,530 But you're not Derek's sister? 682 00:32:33,572 --> 00:32:36,075 I call her that 'cause she's like a sister. 683 00:32:36,117 --> 00:32:37,993 But Jake's my actual bro. 684 00:32:38,035 --> 00:32:41,289 I don't get along with my family. 685 00:32:41,330 --> 00:32:44,166 My dad's in prison. My mom's a drunk. 686 00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:47,586 I wanted so bad to belong to something warm and whole, 687 00:32:47,628 --> 00:32:49,297 like these guys. 688 00:32:49,338 --> 00:32:53,301 Nine months later, bam. I was in. 689 00:32:53,342 --> 00:32:54,885 So you chose your own family. 690 00:32:54,927 --> 00:32:57,012 Kind of. 691 00:32:57,054 --> 00:32:59,265 Though I like to think that miles chose all of us. 692 00:33:05,354 --> 00:33:07,982 Hey, give me the bag. 693 00:33:22,204 --> 00:33:25,582 Jesus, haven't been here since that time we banged. 694 00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,335 Let's do some pull-ups. 695 00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:29,086 Your hand, man. 696 00:33:32,131 --> 00:33:35,426 ♪ Tender we fall ♪ 697 00:33:40,181 --> 00:33:42,683 ♪ fight in water ♪ 698 00:33:42,724 --> 00:33:44,435 I'm out of shape. 699 00:33:44,477 --> 00:33:48,647 ♪ Want it, want it ♪ 700 00:33:48,689 --> 00:33:49,648 ♪ basic instinct ♪ 701 00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,108 - Shotgun. - No, no. 702 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:52,609 Look, you're not supposed to drink on lithium. 703 00:33:52,651 --> 00:33:54,236 It makes your blood fucking toxic, 704 00:33:54,278 --> 00:33:55,779 and it gets you hammered in like two seconds flat. 705 00:33:55,821 --> 00:33:57,490 You can't... Ow! 706 00:33:57,531 --> 00:33:59,116 What the fuck, Ian? 707 00:33:59,158 --> 00:34:01,243 I'm sick of your whiny, pussy crap. 708 00:34:01,285 --> 00:34:03,454 I don't need a fucking caretaker, all right? 709 00:34:03,496 --> 00:34:05,080 I need the shit-talking bitch-slapping 710 00:34:05,122 --> 00:34:06,748 piece of south side trash I fell for. 711 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:08,209 Where is he? 712 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,626 - The fuck is he, Mickey? - Fuck you. 713 00:34:09,668 --> 00:34:11,128 Fuck me for giving a shit, you prick. 714 00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:12,796 Give all the shits you want, 715 00:34:12,838 --> 00:34:15,132 but the next time my dick is limp from all the meds, 716 00:34:15,174 --> 00:34:17,634 don't go all, "oh, it's okay, wah wah." 717 00:34:17,676 --> 00:34:19,261 Just suck it harder, you faggot. 718 00:34:19,303 --> 00:34:20,595 Fuck you! 719 00:34:20,637 --> 00:34:25,476 ♪ I'm tired, I don't want ♪ 720 00:34:25,518 --> 00:34:29,397 ♪ I'm tired, I don't want it ♪ 721 00:34:29,438 --> 00:34:33,484 ♪ I'm tired, I don't want it ♪ 722 00:34:33,526 --> 00:34:37,654 ♪ I'm tired, I don't want it ♪ 723 00:34:37,696 --> 00:34:40,157 You fucking dick! 724 00:35:01,303 --> 00:35:04,681 ♪ Coming up for air ♪ 725 00:35:04,723 --> 00:35:08,727 ♪ coming up for air air ♪ 726 00:35:08,769 --> 00:35:12,856 ♪ coming up for air ♪ 727 00:35:12,898 --> 00:35:16,193 ♪ coming up for air air ♪ 728 00:35:17,570 --> 00:35:20,697 ♪ coming up for air ♪ 729 00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,535 ♪ coming up for air air ♪ 730 00:35:24,577 --> 00:35:26,370 ♪ coming up for air ♪ 731 00:35:26,412 --> 00:35:29,373 That was the first time I've felt anything since, uh... 732 00:35:29,415 --> 00:35:32,293 ♪ Coming up for air air ♪ 733 00:35:32,334 --> 00:35:34,711 You look like a fucking wet rat. 734 00:35:34,753 --> 00:35:37,298 ♪ Coming up for ♪ 735 00:35:37,339 --> 00:35:41,051 ♪ coming up for air air air ♪ 736 00:35:44,388 --> 00:35:48,225 ♪ air air air air air ♪ 737 00:35:54,982 --> 00:35:56,150 Here we go. 738 00:35:56,191 --> 00:35:57,692 I'm gonna throw it in the trunk. 739 00:35:57,734 --> 00:36:00,362 Fiona, right? Hey. 740 00:36:00,404 --> 00:36:02,156 You are so great to help Sean through this. 741 00:36:02,197 --> 00:36:03,907 Of course. We're...We're buddies. 742 00:36:03,949 --> 00:36:06,076 I really hate doing this to them, but I need the job. 743 00:36:06,118 --> 00:36:08,954 It's got benefits and paid vacations. 744 00:36:08,996 --> 00:36:11,165 Okay, punk. Say good-bye to daddy. 745 00:36:11,206 --> 00:36:13,000 I love you. 746 00:36:13,041 --> 00:36:14,418 It's only like three months, all right? 747 00:36:15,669 --> 00:36:17,505 Won't be too bad. 748 00:36:25,596 --> 00:36:27,806 Watch your fingers. 749 00:36:31,143 --> 00:36:33,437 - Take good care of him, huh? - Okay. 750 00:36:53,081 --> 00:36:54,708 Not the first place I would have hit 751 00:36:54,749 --> 00:36:57,294 for a booze-free night. 752 00:36:57,336 --> 00:36:58,837 Why not? 753 00:36:58,879 --> 00:37:03,300 Great jukebox, surly bartenders, cork dartboard. 754 00:37:03,342 --> 00:37:04,926 It's nirvana. Drink your coke. 755 00:37:07,929 --> 00:37:10,098 How you doing? 756 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:12,184 - You keep asking me that. - You keep not answering. 757 00:37:12,226 --> 00:37:15,145 I've said I'm fine. A lot. 758 00:37:15,187 --> 00:37:17,272 - I don't believe you. - You don't have to believe me. 759 00:37:17,314 --> 00:37:18,607 It's not your job. 760 00:37:18,649 --> 00:37:20,275 It doesn't have to be my job. 761 00:37:20,317 --> 00:37:22,695 You make it your job, though. 762 00:37:22,736 --> 00:37:24,488 It's what you do. 763 00:37:24,530 --> 00:37:25,947 You mean with my family? 764 00:37:25,989 --> 00:37:27,408 Yeah, with everyone. Your family, 765 00:37:27,449 --> 00:37:31,203 Jackie, your husband kinda-not-really or whatever. 766 00:37:31,245 --> 00:37:32,371 'Cause I give a shit. 767 00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:34,415 'Cause when you focus on 768 00:37:34,456 --> 00:37:37,543 other people's problems it's a lot easier to ignore your own. 769 00:37:37,585 --> 00:37:39,712 What's that supposed to mean? 770 00:37:39,753 --> 00:37:43,716 Nothing. Just...just some n.A. Bullshit. 771 00:37:43,757 --> 00:37:46,093 I'm here because I like you, asshole. 772 00:37:46,134 --> 00:37:48,220 You know, it's as if no one's ever said "no" to you, 773 00:37:48,262 --> 00:37:49,680 and you can't stand it. 774 00:37:49,722 --> 00:37:52,683 Now, you wait until your target's vulnerable, 775 00:37:52,725 --> 00:37:54,685 - then you pounce. - What are you talking about? 776 00:37:54,727 --> 00:37:56,061 Tell me what you're here for, Fiona. 777 00:37:56,103 --> 00:37:57,521 - I just did. - Right. 778 00:37:57,563 --> 00:37:59,147 You're worried. 779 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:00,441 It has nothing to do with the fact 780 00:38:00,482 --> 00:38:01,942 that I wouldn't fuck you months ago? 781 00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:03,902 Okay, if you're in a shitty place 782 00:38:03,944 --> 00:38:06,154 and you feel like you gotta lash out, I get that, 783 00:38:06,196 --> 00:38:08,699 but I am not the enemy here, so back the fuck off. 784 00:38:08,741 --> 00:38:10,242 You heard the lady. 785 00:38:10,284 --> 00:38:11,868 She don't want to go home with you. 786 00:38:11,910 --> 00:38:13,537 Mind your business, dumbass. 787 00:38:13,579 --> 00:38:15,914 You just call me a dumbass? 788 00:38:15,956 --> 00:38:18,626 Bartender, can you serve this melonhead some IQ points? 789 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,876 - Sean. - What? 790 00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:21,878 You got a real mouth on you, pal. 791 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,590 Yeah, most humans with a face do. 792 00:38:24,632 --> 00:38:26,759 Why don't you go on back and keep banging your buddy? 793 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,594 I'm busy. 794 00:38:28,636 --> 00:38:30,596 Oh! Shit. Okay. 795 00:38:30,638 --> 00:38:32,347 Okay. Hey. 796 00:38:32,389 --> 00:38:33,932 Hey! 797 00:38:33,974 --> 00:38:35,476 - God! - Fuck. Stop. 798 00:38:35,517 --> 00:38:37,060 Stop. Stop. 799 00:38:37,102 --> 00:38:38,312 Stop. Come on. 800 00:38:38,353 --> 00:38:39,521 Hey, stop. Stop it! 801 00:38:39,563 --> 00:38:41,982 Hey. Stop. Stop. 802 00:38:42,023 --> 00:38:45,277 Stop. 803 00:38:47,904 --> 00:38:50,198 You okay? 804 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,992 - Ow. - This is funny? 805 00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:57,038 No. Oh, fuck, he got me good. 806 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,957 You wanted to get your ass kicked? 807 00:38:58,999 --> 00:39:01,960 Yeah. 808 00:39:02,002 --> 00:39:05,756 Yeah. Kinda. Just get out of here. 809 00:39:07,466 --> 00:39:08,634 Fuck off asshole, get out of here. 810 00:39:08,676 --> 00:39:10,385 Shit. Fuck. 811 00:39:14,389 --> 00:39:16,975 Jesus Christ. Took long enough. 812 00:39:17,017 --> 00:39:18,852 Are we good? No cops? 813 00:39:18,893 --> 00:39:21,313 - No. No, not yet. - Bullet dodged. 814 00:39:21,355 --> 00:39:24,858 Man, that shit was fucking crazy. 815 00:39:24,899 --> 00:39:26,443 How's the sun god? 816 00:39:26,485 --> 00:39:28,236 I don't know. I'm gonna go check on him later. 817 00:39:30,989 --> 00:39:32,407 Hey, listen, man, there's something... 818 00:39:32,449 --> 00:39:33,826 No, I know what you're gonna say. 819 00:39:33,867 --> 00:39:36,787 And I got it, from now on, clean bud only. 820 00:39:36,829 --> 00:39:38,413 I'm gonna do quality control myself. 821 00:39:38,455 --> 00:39:41,082 Yeah, no, no. It's just... 822 00:39:41,124 --> 00:39:43,335 You know, I got my tuition covered now. 823 00:39:43,377 --> 00:39:45,128 - That's awesome. - Yeah, yeah. 824 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:48,256 So, you know, I-I don't really need this extra income. 825 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,967 So, what? I can keep your cut? 826 00:39:51,009 --> 00:39:53,136 Fucking awesome, man. You know, it's so cool of you 827 00:39:53,178 --> 00:39:54,388 to let me crash here when you ain't 828 00:39:54,429 --> 00:39:55,472 getting nothing out of it. 829 00:39:55,514 --> 00:39:56,807 That's...that's actually 830 00:39:56,849 --> 00:40:00,435 what I wanted to talk to you about. 831 00:40:00,477 --> 00:40:03,146 Oh, shit, what? You're kicking me out? 832 00:40:05,315 --> 00:40:06,859 Kinda. 833 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,193 For good? 834 00:40:08,235 --> 00:40:09,862 Kinda. 835 00:40:09,903 --> 00:40:12,447 Come on, man. It was a minor mistake, okay? It won't happen again. 836 00:40:12,489 --> 00:40:13,907 I know, I know. And i'm...I'm sorry. 837 00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:15,784 Dude, you asked me to come out here and sell drugs. 838 00:40:15,826 --> 00:40:17,494 - I was doing my job. - Look, this place 839 00:40:17,536 --> 00:40:18,871 is actually starting to mean something to me. 840 00:40:18,912 --> 00:40:20,163 - Good! - Okay, and I... 841 00:40:20,205 --> 00:40:21,540 I don't want to screw that up. 842 00:40:21,582 --> 00:40:23,250 Well, can I just crash here and not sell weed? 843 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,001 What are you gonna do? You just gonna keep boning coeds 844 00:40:25,043 --> 00:40:26,461 until, you know, somebody reports us? 845 00:40:26,503 --> 00:40:28,630 I don't have to bone anyone. 846 00:40:28,672 --> 00:40:30,507 But, you know, people like me here. 847 00:40:30,549 --> 00:40:32,008 I can be everybody's big bro. 848 00:40:32,050 --> 00:40:34,386 They can come to me for real world advice. 849 00:40:34,428 --> 00:40:37,013 Like, uh, gangster shit. 850 00:40:37,055 --> 00:40:37,890 Crabs. 851 00:40:41,017 --> 00:40:44,354 - I got nowhere else to go. - Go home. 852 00:40:44,396 --> 00:40:46,565 You can hang with your kids. You can make up with your wife. 853 00:40:46,607 --> 00:40:48,108 It's time. 854 00:40:51,027 --> 00:40:52,487 I do. 855 00:40:52,529 --> 00:40:53,988 I don't know how you can be so selfish. 856 00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:55,407 Elizabeth, don't. Just don't leave. 857 00:40:55,449 --> 00:40:56,575 You're not gonna. 858 00:40:56,617 --> 00:40:58,869 - So selfish. - Oh, come on. 859 00:40:58,911 --> 00:40:59,870 How can you say i'm... 860 00:41:00,913 --> 00:41:04,249 Call me, okay? 861 00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:08,044 What'd you do to her? 862 00:41:08,086 --> 00:41:10,004 What are you... 863 00:41:17,512 --> 00:41:19,890 I told her I wasn't interested in chemo... 864 00:41:19,932 --> 00:41:21,600 Over and over. 865 00:41:21,642 --> 00:41:23,351 And over. 866 00:41:28,607 --> 00:41:32,736 Oh, I've literally never been this tired in my life. 867 00:41:32,778 --> 00:41:37,073 It's not body-tired. It's like a psychic exhaustion. 868 00:41:37,115 --> 00:41:41,620 Like I'm carrying the weight of this bloated irony. 869 00:41:41,662 --> 00:41:45,707 "Woman dedicates practice to saving lives. 870 00:41:45,749 --> 00:41:47,835 Can't save her own." 871 00:41:47,876 --> 00:41:51,212 That is a cosmic "fuck you." 872 00:41:51,254 --> 00:41:53,131 My family keeps telling me to fight. 873 00:41:53,173 --> 00:41:55,049 Stay strong. Be brave. 874 00:41:55,091 --> 00:41:57,093 It's all battle language. 875 00:41:57,135 --> 00:41:59,387 I've seen what chemo does to a body. 876 00:41:59,429 --> 00:42:05,143 It's not a battle. That's a lost cause. 877 00:42:05,185 --> 00:42:07,437 But truthfully, I am fighting. 878 00:42:07,479 --> 00:42:10,315 For my goddamn dignity. 879 00:42:10,357 --> 00:42:12,150 Why can't they see that? 880 00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:18,949 For whatever it's worth, I think you're pretty brave. 881 00:42:18,991 --> 00:42:21,409 You don't know me. 882 00:42:21,451 --> 00:42:22,661 At all. 883 00:42:22,703 --> 00:42:24,496 I know. 884 00:42:24,538 --> 00:42:26,331 I have a shelf life. 885 00:42:26,373 --> 00:42:27,374 I am aware. 886 00:42:30,377 --> 00:42:33,922 Then why are you doing this? 887 00:42:33,964 --> 00:42:38,969 I'm not exactly sure. 888 00:42:39,011 --> 00:42:43,891 But I will never, ever ask you to do chemo. 889 00:42:43,932 --> 00:42:46,309 Ugh! Okay. 890 00:42:46,351 --> 00:42:48,144 What about "think healing thoughts"? 891 00:42:48,186 --> 00:42:49,563 Nope. 892 00:42:49,604 --> 00:42:51,815 Or say, "you can beat this"? 893 00:42:51,857 --> 00:42:53,107 Nope. 894 00:42:53,149 --> 00:42:54,484 Or tell me how much you love me? 895 00:42:54,526 --> 00:42:57,237 No fucking way. 896 00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:59,740 Thank god. 897 00:43:06,538 --> 00:43:11,209 Let's go get tattoos. 898 00:43:11,251 --> 00:43:13,587 You sure your family doesn't mind if we have sex up here? 899 00:43:13,628 --> 00:43:16,423 We could have sex on the kitchen table while they eat. 900 00:43:16,464 --> 00:43:18,383 Nobody cares. 901 00:43:18,425 --> 00:43:19,509 That's crazy. 902 00:43:19,551 --> 00:43:21,386 Yeah. This is not a normal family. 903 00:43:21,428 --> 00:43:22,930 Took me a while to figure that out. 904 00:43:24,723 --> 00:43:26,307 I love yours. 905 00:43:26,349 --> 00:43:28,476 I love you, too, I think. 906 00:43:28,518 --> 00:43:30,604 Really? 907 00:43:30,645 --> 00:43:31,730 I think so. 908 00:43:31,772 --> 00:43:32,981 That's so sweet. 909 00:43:33,023 --> 00:43:34,441 You're the sweetest. 910 00:43:34,482 --> 00:43:35,316 Thanks. 911 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,323 How am I gonna get dressed every morning? 912 00:43:42,365 --> 00:43:44,451 You'll have to call me to come over and help. 913 00:43:44,492 --> 00:43:47,161 - Every day? - Sure, why not? 914 00:43:47,203 --> 00:43:49,122 What about now? 915 00:44:00,592 --> 00:44:02,510 You ready? 916 00:44:09,101 --> 00:44:10,351 We don't need that. 917 00:44:10,393 --> 00:44:13,021 I'm on the pill. 918 00:44:13,063 --> 00:44:15,315 Okay. Cool. 919 00:44:21,237 --> 00:44:23,698 Well, the swelling's going down. 920 00:44:23,740 --> 00:44:26,409 You can just tell people you got hit by a bus. 921 00:44:26,451 --> 00:44:28,202 Yeah. Good thinking. 922 00:44:28,244 --> 00:44:29,788 Oh, easy. 923 00:44:29,830 --> 00:44:32,040 Yeah. No, it's... 924 00:44:32,082 --> 00:44:34,250 Something about intense pain 925 00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:37,337 makes everything else come into focus. 926 00:44:37,378 --> 00:44:40,966 I bet there's better ways to get that. 927 00:44:41,008 --> 00:44:41,842 Drugs. 928 00:44:43,301 --> 00:44:46,304 I'm kidding. 929 00:44:46,346 --> 00:44:48,515 You're acting exactly like I was acting 930 00:44:48,556 --> 00:44:50,224 when you called me a chaos junkie 931 00:44:50,266 --> 00:44:52,019 and said you didn't want to be with me. 932 00:44:53,812 --> 00:44:56,982 Well, I don't doubt it. 933 00:44:57,024 --> 00:44:58,942 Yeah, I appreciate the patch up. 934 00:44:58,984 --> 00:45:00,777 Um, I'm good. You can go now. 935 00:45:00,819 --> 00:45:02,570 No way. 936 00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:04,823 No, seriously. Thanks for the company. 937 00:45:04,865 --> 00:45:07,701 You're great, but you... You can't baby-sit me forever. 938 00:45:07,742 --> 00:45:09,410 I wasn't planning on forever. 939 00:45:09,452 --> 00:45:11,038 How long were you planning on? 940 00:45:11,079 --> 00:45:12,873 Until I feel like you're not gonna head 941 00:45:12,914 --> 00:45:15,375 to maypole and kilpatrick the second I leave. 942 00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:19,587 Okay. What if you never feel like that? 943 00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:21,255 I'm not gonna leave until I know you're okay. 944 00:45:21,297 --> 00:45:22,716 I'm sorry. 945 00:45:22,757 --> 00:45:27,095 Fiona, I'm not...Not "okay." 946 00:45:27,137 --> 00:45:32,059 I'm never gonna be "okay." 947 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:34,268 It's a sickness. 948 00:45:34,310 --> 00:45:38,023 It's permanent. 949 00:45:38,065 --> 00:45:39,983 Nod...nod if you understand. 950 00:45:46,238 --> 00:45:47,323 Thank you. 951 00:46:11,056 --> 00:46:12,599 Go home. 952 00:46:25,195 --> 00:46:27,405 ♪ Through my window ♪ 953 00:46:27,447 --> 00:46:29,741 ♪ cold wind blowing ♪ 954 00:46:29,783 --> 00:46:31,910 ♪ I can't take this ♪ 955 00:46:31,952 --> 00:46:34,913 ♪ I can't take no more ♪ 956 00:46:42,545 --> 00:46:44,798 ♪ Cars they race by ♪ 957 00:46:44,839 --> 00:46:47,092 ♪ burning headlights ♪ 958 00:46:47,134 --> 00:46:52,097 ♪ in the mirror, I watch myself cry ♪ 959 00:46:55,058 --> 00:46:59,938 ♪ oh ooh ♪ 960 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:04,442 ♪ but play me a simple song ♪ 961 00:47:04,484 --> 00:47:08,196 ♪ so I can sing along ♪ 962 00:47:08,238 --> 00:47:12,909 ♪ and cherry blossoms in spring ♪ 963 00:47:12,951 --> 00:47:17,289 ♪ and they mean everything ♪ 964 00:47:17,329 --> 00:47:20,667 ♪ hey hey hey hey ♪ 965 00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:25,172 ♪ take me home ♪ 966 00:47:25,213 --> 00:47:28,925 ♪ take me home ♪ 967 00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:38,685 Hey. 968 00:47:38,726 --> 00:47:41,146 Hey, man. 969 00:47:41,188 --> 00:47:43,106 How you feeling? 970 00:47:43,148 --> 00:47:45,775 I'm doped up on a bunch of stuff. 971 00:47:45,817 --> 00:47:47,819 Yeah, it...It could be worse. 972 00:47:47,861 --> 00:47:49,154 Hey, man. 973 00:47:49,196 --> 00:47:51,239 The guy they brought in before me? 974 00:47:51,281 --> 00:47:53,825 He had his dick chopped off by his wife in his sleep. 975 00:47:53,867 --> 00:47:55,160 Shit. 976 00:47:55,202 --> 00:47:56,995 So I'd say I'm doing pretty well. 977 00:47:57,037 --> 00:47:58,454 Comparatively speaking. 978 00:47:58,496 --> 00:48:00,498 Yeah. 979 00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:01,624 How bad's the leg? 980 00:48:01,666 --> 00:48:03,417 It's a clean break. 981 00:48:03,459 --> 00:48:06,462 Doctor said it will heal in ten weeks. 982 00:48:06,504 --> 00:48:07,881 You know, my mom's coming in from Texas. 983 00:48:07,922 --> 00:48:08,798 Oh, yeah? 984 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,091 Is she...She freaking out? 985 00:48:10,133 --> 00:48:11,425 Nah. 986 00:48:11,467 --> 00:48:13,011 Broke my other leg when I was 15. 987 00:48:13,053 --> 00:48:14,386 She's been through it before. 988 00:48:17,015 --> 00:48:19,809 Hey, listen, man, did anybody come and ask you anything? 989 00:48:19,851 --> 00:48:21,353 Well, the cops came by. 990 00:48:23,479 --> 00:48:24,981 They wanted to know where I got the drugs. 991 00:48:25,023 --> 00:48:26,191 Right. 992 00:48:26,233 --> 00:48:27,984 I told them your buddy sold them to me. 993 00:48:30,237 --> 00:48:32,280 - You did? - Yeah. 994 00:48:32,322 --> 00:48:34,949 What was I supposed to do? I don't want to go to jail. 995 00:48:34,991 --> 00:48:39,704 You know, they said he could get 40 to life. 996 00:48:39,746 --> 00:48:41,289 Also, they're arresting his babies 997 00:48:41,331 --> 00:48:43,124 for not shutting the fuck up. 998 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,256 Fuck you. 999 00:48:49,297 --> 00:48:50,382 You should have seen your face. 1000 00:48:50,422 --> 00:48:52,008 No, you got me. 1001 00:48:52,050 --> 00:48:53,885 Cops here gotta deal with dickless chumps 1002 00:48:53,927 --> 00:48:55,762 and gunshot wounds. 1003 00:48:55,803 --> 00:48:58,390 They don't care about some college idiot who got stoned 1004 00:48:58,430 --> 00:49:00,016 and fell out of a window. 1005 00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:01,559 Right, right, right. 1006 00:49:03,686 --> 00:49:05,479 Thank you. 1007 00:49:05,521 --> 00:49:06,898 For what? 1008 00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:10,484 Well, you know, for not ratting us out. 1009 00:49:10,526 --> 00:49:12,737 It's all good. 1010 00:49:12,779 --> 00:49:15,990 Hey, where I come from, we got each other's backs. 1011 00:49:21,246 --> 00:49:22,747 ♪ We are young ♪ 1012 00:49:22,789 --> 00:49:24,249 Yeah! 1013 00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:25,750 ♪ Heartache to heartache ♪ 1014 00:49:25,792 --> 00:49:27,335 ♪ we stand ♪ 1015 00:49:27,377 --> 00:49:28,753 Stand! 1016 00:49:28,795 --> 00:49:31,298 ♪ No promises no demands ♪ 1017 00:49:31,339 --> 00:49:32,882 Yeah! 1018 00:49:32,924 --> 00:49:36,303 ♪ 'Cause love is a battlefield ♪ 1019 00:49:36,344 --> 00:49:38,054 You got fucking trashed off one beer, bitch. 1020 00:49:38,096 --> 00:49:39,680 Yeah, I know. 1021 00:49:39,722 --> 00:49:43,101 Finally something good about this fucking disease. 1022 00:49:43,143 --> 00:49:44,436 Holy shit, I just realized something. 1023 00:49:44,476 --> 00:49:46,438 What's up? 1024 00:49:46,478 --> 00:49:48,148 We've never actually been on a real date. 1025 00:49:48,189 --> 00:49:49,565 - Bullshit. - No, I'm serious. 1026 00:49:49,607 --> 00:49:51,318 Like, like, a date where you sit down 1027 00:49:51,359 --> 00:49:52,568 and you go to a nice restaurant 1028 00:49:52,610 --> 00:49:54,112 and you put on a nice shirt, and you, like, 1029 00:49:54,154 --> 00:49:55,613 eat with utensils. 1030 00:49:55,655 --> 00:49:57,407 - You want to do that? - Yeah. Why not? 1031 00:49:57,449 --> 00:49:58,741 Like at sizzler's? 1032 00:49:58,783 --> 00:50:01,119 - Sure. - You mean now? 1033 00:50:01,161 --> 00:50:04,080 Now before I sober up and get all fucking weird again. 1034 00:50:04,122 --> 00:50:05,457 - Come on. - All right. 1035 00:50:05,497 --> 00:50:07,583 Can I borrow a fucking shirt, then, please? 1036 00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:08,709 Yeah, you can borrow a shirt. 1037 00:50:08,751 --> 00:50:10,295 Good. 1038 00:50:10,337 --> 00:50:12,713 ♪ 'Cause love is a battlefield ♪ 1039 00:50:12,755 --> 00:50:15,925 ♪ whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ♪ 1040 00:50:18,761 --> 00:50:20,554 - Hi, Ian. - Hey. 1041 00:50:20,596 --> 00:50:22,432 - We're going on a date. - Fuck, yes, we are. 1042 00:50:22,474 --> 00:50:23,724 I'm gonna get a steak so rare, 1043 00:50:23,766 --> 00:50:24,976 it's gonna scream when I bite it. 1044 00:50:25,018 --> 00:50:26,186 Like... 1045 00:50:26,227 --> 00:50:29,814 Listen, listen, Ian, I want you to know 1046 00:50:29,856 --> 00:50:32,733 you are a really good kid with a big heart. 1047 00:50:32,775 --> 00:50:34,319 You have some hard times ahead of you, 1048 00:50:34,361 --> 00:50:38,072 but you're gonna do great. 1049 00:50:38,114 --> 00:50:39,324 Okay. 1050 00:50:39,366 --> 00:50:42,827 Gentlemen, this is Ian Gallagher. 1051 00:50:45,455 --> 00:50:48,666 I think they're ready to take him to jail now. 1052 00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:51,127 Why, Sammi? 1053 00:50:55,382 --> 00:50:58,009 Get the fuck... Get the fuck off him. 1054 00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:01,929 Get off me, you son of a bitch! 1055 00:51:01,971 --> 00:51:05,308 Fuck. 1056 00:51:05,350 --> 00:51:06,684 Don't move. 1057 00:51:08,228 --> 00:51:09,229 Behind your back! 1058 00:51:11,147 --> 00:51:13,149 - You good? - Yeah. 1059 00:51:20,198 --> 00:51:21,115 Don't move. 1060 00:51:22,867 --> 00:51:25,537 You bitch! 1061 00:51:25,577 --> 00:51:28,456 Fuck! 1062 00:51:28,498 --> 00:51:30,458 You can't just drag him out of his fucking house! 1063 00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:31,876 - What the fuck is going on? - He's sick, for fuck's sake! 1064 00:51:31,918 --> 00:51:33,420 - Fuck! - Look! Look! 1065 00:51:33,461 --> 00:51:34,754 - Where are you taking him? - Whoa, hey, hey! 1066 00:51:34,795 --> 00:51:36,256 - Just fucking...Look! - Ian! 1067 00:51:36,297 --> 00:51:37,631 Tell me where the fuck you're taking him! 1068 00:51:37,673 --> 00:51:38,716 - He didn't do anything! - Ian! 1069 00:51:47,183 --> 00:51:50,562 It's a shame when someone you love gets taken away, 1070 00:51:50,602 --> 00:51:52,897 isn't it?